I'm Really Just a Director

An old bookworm wants to write a book that he likes. An old bookworm wants to write a book that he likes. An old bookworm wants to write a book that he likes. Hope you all like it! Hope you all like it! Hope you all like it! Be sure to spray gently, thank you! Be sure to spray gently, thank you! Be sure to spray gently, thank you! Please! |??? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.