Summoning My Girlfriend's Ancestors from the Start

Tang Feng never could have imagined that just because he swore a few times while breaking up with his girlfriend over WeChat, threatening to screw her ancestors thirty generations back, he would actually summon one of them...

Girlfriend: "Tang Feng, you *your uncle! You actually dared to dump me?!"

Tang Feng: "*your grandma! So what if I dumped you?"

Girlfriend: "*your ancestors for eighteen generations! If I could go back to the Tang Dynasty, I'd make my ancestor, Emperor Taizong of Tang, tear you apart with chariots!"

Tang Feng: "*your ancestors for thirty generations! Wake up! The Great Tang fell over a thousand years ago!"

But right after he sent that message,

a beautiful, icy woman in bloodstained palace robes appeared out of thin air in his room, sword in hand.

"You scoundrel! You abducted me here. What do you intend to do to me?"

Tang Feng: "...*a kind of plant!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.