Urban: My Negotiation Skills Are Too Impressive

Su Fan transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a negotiation expert, and activates a System that rewards him for saving people who are about to commit suicide.

A man: "My wife ran off with someone. My brother, of all people! Even the daughter is theirs. Boohoo, I don't want to live anymore."

Su Fan: "You could go after your brother's daughter, then get back at him that way."

Everyone: "What the heck!"

A young man: "My girlfriend wants to break up with me. Ah! I don't want to live anymore!"

Su Fan: "Hey, could you hurry up and jump? That way I can openly ask your girlfriend out."

Everyone: "Oh, come on!"

A girl: "I'm already twenty-five and still don't have a boyfriend. Boohoo, I don't want to live anymore."

Su Fan: "I..."

The girl: "You must be about to say, 'Why don't you be my boyfriend?' Right? Sure, I accept. From now on, you're my boyfriend."

Su Fan: "Holy crap..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.