I Confess, I'm the Immortal Master in the Emperor's Eyes

After graduating from university, Mu Yang's career hit a dead end, so he rented a plot of land and began living a pastoral life.

He spent his free time farming and **** his husky. Life was pretty pleasant.

Then, after a heavy fog rolled in, he rescued a cosplaying lunatic who was deeply poisoned, and strange things began happening.

Ying Zheng: "I am the First Emperor of Qin. What's wrong with me having a few bites of your food?"

Yang Guang: "And you still say you're not an immortal? This is clearly the sort of thing found only in an immortal realm!"

Li Shimin: "Uncle... you're here too!"

Mu Yang was at a loss for words over the few freeloaders who came to his manor every day for a meal.

Mu Yang: "Ten beauties a month for your meal bill. For every one you're short, I'll break one of your legs. If you're short by three, you'll be crippled for the rest of your life!"

Their dinner-table chatter and bragging were quietly changing the course of history across the ages.

The latest archaeological discoveries show that chili peppers were already appearing on the imperial menu in the Qin Dynasty. First Emperor Ying Zheng...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.