I, the Marathon Runner Who Led the Whole World Astray

Lin Pei and his System are forced to throw a historic marathon completely off course.

Commentator: What number is that? Lin Pei? Never heard of him.

Lin Xue: Bro, hurry up! We need to take a shortcut.

Commentator: Lin Pei is now in the lead, with the world champion hot on his heels.

Commentator: Lin Pei is still holding on to the lead. Lin Pei is leading while carrying a child in his arms... Wait, is he on the wrong route?

Referee: That's a foul, a serious foul! This isn't the official course.

Commentator: But can't you see all those people following him?

Spectator: Ha ha, one Lin Pei has led all the professional marathon runners astray.

At the finish line: Where is everyone? Not a single professional runner has arrived?

At the hospital: What are all these people doing here? And why are they dressed so lightly? Aren't they cold?

Lin Pei: Phew... I finally saved the child. Hm? What are you doing?

Athletes: ...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.