It's Dark, Please Close Your Eyes

Heifer sauna - steaming beef Heifer rides the train - Awesome and booming Heifer goes to the toilet - awesome Heifer meeting - gathering of cows Heifer visits relatives - so awesome Heifer flies on a plane - so awesome The heifer has grown taller - it's getting bigger The heifer fell into the vat of wine - a drunk cow The heifer won't give birth - that's awesome Heifer looks in the mirror and looks awesome This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.