Journey to the West: The Monkeys Are Too Showy, and I Become the Enemy of the Three Realms

"Reporting to Your Majesty! The Jade Rabbit Spirit is outside the mountain, demanding that we hand over Tang Sanzang!"

"I'll go face her myself!"

Ten days later: "Ding! The Jade Rabbit Spirit has given birth to your monkey child. The child's cultivation has been assessed at the Great Unity Golden Immortal realm. You are rewarded with a million years of cultivation and an immortal-grade Peach Garden seed."

"Reporting to Your Majesty! The White Bone Spirit has come to snatch Tang Sanzang!"

"Reporting to Your Majesty! The Spider Demon has come to snatch Tang Sanzang!"

Several months later: "Reporting to Your Majesty! The Dragon-Subduing Venerable has come to rescue Tang Sanzang, but Great King Po Ling has captured him."

"Reporting to Your Majesty! Guanyin Bodhisattva has come to rescue Tang Sanzang, but Great King Jiu Ming has crippled her!"

"Reporting to Your Majesty! Maitreya Buddha has come to rescue Tang Sanzang, but Great King Wu Cai has made him cry!"

Sun Xiaosheng said helplessly, "Monk, why don't you just leave? If you don't go soon, there won't be anyone left in your Buddhist sect."

"The Buddha said: If I don't go to hell, who will? Wukong, let them have their way."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.