Tathagata, Don't Run! I Really Won't Eat You

At the foot of Five Elements Mountain, Sean says with a serious expression,

"I'll let you out. Then we can go cause havoc in Heaven again. You handle the fighting this time, and I'll take the beatings."

At Eagle Sorrow Stream, Sean coaxes and cajoles,

"Come out, little Whitey. I just want one hind leg. I promise it'll barely hurt once I give you an anesthetic."

Beyond the borders of the Tang Empire, Sean pleads earnestly,

"Flowers can become spirits and stones can grow hair. You're killing living things every day anyway. Eat up, little Golden Cicada. If you don't eat meat now, it'll be too late."

In the Western Paradise, Sean cries out in desperation,

"Tathagata, don't run! I'm really not going to eat you!"

Who is Sean? A little demon abandoned by the Demon Realm,

with two thoughts in one body: one thought of hell, one thought of eternity.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.