Journey to the West: the Monkeys Are so Showy That I Become a Public Enemy in the Three Realms

"Report to the king! The Jade Rabbit Spirit is calling for formation outside the mountain, asking us to hand over Tang Monk!" "I, Old Sun, will go meet her for a while!" Ten days later, "Ding! The Jade Rabbit Spirit gives birth to a monkey child for you. The child will be evaluated as a Taiyi Golden Immortal and will be rewarded with one million years of cultivation and immortal-grade flat peach seeds." "Report to the king! The Bone Demon has come to rob Tang Monk!" "Report to the king! The spider spirit has come to snatch Tang Monk!" A few months later, "I reported to the king that Master Jianglong came to rescue Tang Monk, but he was captured by King Poling." "Report to the king, Master Guanyin came to rescue Tang Monk, but was beaten lame by the Nine Lives King!" "Report to the king, Maitreya Buddha came to rescue Tang Monk, but was beaten to tears by the colorful king!" Sun Xiaosheng said helplessly: "Monk, why don't you leave? If you don't leave, there will be no one left in your Buddhist sect." "My Buddha has a saying: If I don't go to hell, who will? Wukong, just help them." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.