Global Apocalypse: Let Me Have a Cigarette First

The apocalypse arrived, and Wang Yigen awakened the Smoke God System.

Young A Bin: "Uncle, I don't know how to smoke."

Wang Yigen slapped him twice across the face. "You don't want to die? Then light one for me!"

A Bin tearfully took a drag from a Tashan cigarette.

Zhang Tao, whose hair was rapidly thinning, took the cigarette Wang Yigen offered him and slowly blew a smoke ring.

"Phew... The wind is certainly restless today."

Alice: "Hello, sir. May I ask your name?"

Wang Yigen: "Yo de ji, er ying-bang-bang."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.