CSGO: I Really Don't Want to Smurf

As a die-hard CS:GO player, Lin Feng is the sort who's bad at the game but loves playing anyway. He keeps getting wrecked by smurfs, and his gaming experience is absolutely miserable.

But what he never expected was this:

One day, a mechanical voice rang out in his mind:

Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have obtained the God-Tier Smurfing System!

Mission 1: Move 10 steps in random directions on a map. Reward: Unlock the R8 King achievement.

Mission 2: Kill enemies 50 times during warm-up. Reward: Unlock the God of AKs achievement.

Mission 3: Kill 100 opponents in Deathmatch. Reward: Unlock the God of M4s achievement.

From then on, Lin Feng's gaming experience changes completely!

Some random top player: "Big bro, I saved up to buy this AWP. I'm counting on you."

Some major streamer: "What the hell, you one-tap them and there's nothing left to say."

Some pro player: "Well, would you look at that. I'm the best in Changshan, and I just got smurfed on. What a disgrace!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.