Golden Lawyer: Judge, I Don't Want You to Feel It, I Want Me to Feel It

Student 1: "Teacher, does beating someone by a pregnant woman count as assault?" Yang Xun was indifferent: "It doesn't count, but if the child is born at the same time as the beating, and it happens to hit the victim, then it doesn't matter." Student 2: "Teacher, I used to be poor, so I sold... My account. Now I log in and I find there is one million in it. I take it out. Is it illegal?" Yang Xun continued to be indifferent: "What are you selling your account? Your account was stolen. You had money before, and it accrued interest after several years." Student 3: "Teacher, if I assassinate the king of country M and slit his throat, how many years will I be sentenced?" Yang Xun finally raised his eyebrows: "Who said you were assassinated? You were performing a tracheotomy on someone!" The next day, the king of country M died. Don't be afraid, assistant coach Yang Xun will come to the system as soon as he opens his mouth, and all his defense words will come true. So, the whole world was shocked. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.