Compare Me to Laziness: I Am Too Lazy to Compare with You

"Can you get out of bed and move?" "Why should I get up and move?" "Get out of your comfort zone!" "Why should I leave when it's so comfortable?" "It's wrong to be lazy and slovenly!" "Why is it so comfortable?" "This happiness is short-lived!" "Then it will be over if I lie down for a long time!" "Can you stay still?" "Yes!" "Sit up, sit up!" "I'm not feeling well. I'm going to lie down." "Ding, the lazy system is online!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.