Lawyer Zhang, What Should I Do If I Steal a Nuclear Bomb?

Zhang Wei, a newly graduated trainee lawyer, cannot take cases and can only answer some questions from netizens online. Netizen: Lawyer Zhang, if I stole a nuclear bomb, can you defend me not guilty? Zhang Wei: As long as you steal a nuclear bomb, it is illegal. Unless you can destroy the evidence, why not use a nuclear bomb to set off fireworks? Anyway, once the nuclear bomb is gone, no one will know that you stole it. Netizen: Thank you, Lawyer Zhang, I understand. The next day, a nuclear bomb exploded in a country in the East. Netizen: Lawyer Zhang, I used a nuclear bomb to set off fireworks as you said. Now, I should be fine. Then, Zhang Wei became popular... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.