Journey to the West: the Fake Bible Learner

Wukong: He is the only person in this world who treats me like a monkey. Bajie: Senior brother, stop talking. I just want to lose weight now, otherwise I will be stewed by him sooner or later. Sha Seng: Master is kind-hearted and would not even bear to trample an ant to death. Are you two senior brothers looking for trouble by saying this? Immortal Zhenyuan: As the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, please allow me to call you Master. The King of the Daughter Kingdom: I just want to discuss the principles of living with the holy monks. Monster: Eating his meat can lead to immortality and longevity. Tang Sanzang: I have three disciples. One dares to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace, one dares to tease Chang'e, and one dares to throw the Jade Emperor's cup. They specialize in all kinds of suicides. Remember, don't force me to take action, otherwise the consequences will be serious. … This is a story about a tough and funny man who conquered the Westward Journey. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.