I Start with a 100-Million Bounty on My Head

Su Xiaobai woke up to find himself the most wanted person on the underground black market.

At the same time, his world had become strange and different. Everything he looked at had a line of text appear before his eyes:

Door: If you want to die, open me and walk outside now.

Window: Just come near me, and I guarantee you'll get a bullet to the head.

Bed: If I were you, I wouldn't hide underneath me.

Wardrobe: Pick out a few clothes to cover up your handsome looks.

At that moment, several people shouted from downstairs:

"He's upstairs. Don't let him get away!"

"Block the front and back doors!"

"The rest of you, follow me up!"

At this critical moment, Su Bai spotted a line of text on the gas stove:

Turn me on, and gain eternal life.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.