Wilderness Survival: My Dog Huang Got Just a Tiny Bit Smarter

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I've read more than forty chapters, and I'm confused. I don't see where survival is? Always licking women and showing off. I always thought I was a god, ignored the rules, and treated everyone as a blind person.

It's either a secret or a joke. I'm an actor. As for writing every day?

If you could only choose three, which three would you choose? 1: Brain development 100% 2: God-level understanding, god-level learning ability 3: Can become invisible, pass through walls, immerse in soil, fly, god-level teleportation, Hongmeng-level crossing gate, god-level healing, god-level telekinesis, god-level mental blockade, god-level gene blockade at will 4: Three Thousand Avenues and Origin 5: Infinitely controllable and comprehensive evolution 6: Infinite magical powers 7: God-level magical power of reincarnation {keep memory and be reincarnated in the mother's body of your choice} 8: God-level Disguise, God-level Hacking Technology, God-level Psychology, God-level Cui Mian Technique 9: Chaos Arcana Chaos Bead 10: Predict the next seven days 11: God-level danger perception, God-level eyesight 12: Immortality and eternal life 13: Infinite Devouring Evolution of God-level Magical Powers 14: Infinite clones of divine powers 15: Reply 66 and like it to get the above abilities.

The protagonist Shinji, two strangers who don't know each other, call each other a tigress when they meet. It would be weird if his brother doesn't get angry. It has to be a joke. The tigress is obviously swearing.

It's better to just let rhubarb be the protagonist when you use sperm to lick your brain. It's such a waste to give you such a big golden finger.

Women have two advantages, but there is a loophole; although men have no advantages, they have one advantage; men often seize the two advantages of women and use their own strengths to make up for the loopholes of women. This is called a perfect match. Why are men smart? It's because men have two heads; why women love to eat, it's because women have two mouths. Why do men and women get married? Because men have figured it out and women have figured it out. And why divorce? Because men know the depth and the women know the length. In the past, high school teachers always said that high school was tight but college was loose. Now that I think about it, it's really a sentence worth savoring.