Stop It, Ultraman Doesn't Exist!

"Brothers, today we're playing the hottest game on the internet: how to crush a guy with one sentence."

"Silly child, that was made up for TV. Ultraman doesn't exist."

"It's the twenty-first century. Don't tell me there are still people who actually believe Ultraman is real."

The moment the Victory Swallow slowly rose into the sky, everyone was stunned.

"Holy crap, is this real? Does Ultraman really exist?!"

"You fools, you don't believe in the light!"

"The Victory ship is here, so where's TPC?!"

But when the scientists saw the Victory Swallow, they went into a frenzy.

"How was this thing built? Its technology is at least decades ahead of ours!"

"Could Ultraman be a science show after all?"

"Enough talking. I've studied hundreds of episodes, and I think I've just figured something out!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.