Peach-Bearing Yaoyao

I have gazed across autumn waters, yet cannot cross the River of Forgetfulness. I have traveled the world over, but cannot escape your beauty.

I once drank strong liquor, but still couldn't make it through the late autumn without you.

Like a gambler with bloodshot eyes, I know I'll lose, yet all I hope for is that you'll turn back and look at me once!

I used to spout great wisdom, but now I always have candy in my pocket...

I hope you have no weaknesses in this life. Unlike me, I lose the moment someone mentions you...

Oh, ma lei wa tm de ma oh ka!

I'm blind, and you still haven't come to comfort me!

Believe it or not, I'll stuff you in a sack and sell you to myself as a body pillow!

Romance, transmigration, fantasy, comedy: this is Tao Zhi Yaoyao.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.