Face-Slapping and Bragging System

There are unpredictable weather conditions, and people can be tall, thin, short, or fat. But why am I always so unlucky? Young man, don't panic, this system is here to save you! Grandpa, grandpa, I can beat you in chess with my eyes closed. Huh, you're bragging. Reporter, reporter, my company will be listed today. Huh, you're bragging Lao Ma, Lao Ma, my assets will surpass yours today. Boy, you're bragging again. Boast? Hum hum, you will soon find out that all this is true. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.