I'm Really Not a Pill Seller

我真不是卖丹药的

by Unity of Chaos (混沌合一)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 16k Words
Genre: Martial Arts & Cultivation
Subgenre: Wuxia Cultivation
Updated: 5y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

Fellow Daoist, could I buy some of your Guizhi Pills?

They're just Guizhi Pills. Take them.

Fellow Daoist, could I buy some of your Mahuang Pills?

No problem.

Fellow Daoist, could I buy some of your Daqinglong Pills?

We're closed for the day. I've got demons to slay and people to protect. I came here to cultivate immortality, not to sell pills!

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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