What a Joke, No Girlfriend Is Wilder Than Me

What should you do if your girlfriend is too domineering? Be even more domineering and put her in her place!

Li You's domineering girlfriend, Jiang Xichu, wanted to prove to her friends how much her boyfriend spoiled her, so she called him. "Li You, get over here and pick me up within half an hour. I'm drunk."

Li You: "You dare get drunk? Get back here and kneel on the washboard within 29 minutes!"

"How dare you talk to me like that? We're breaking up!"

"Fine, let's break up!"

Jiang Xichu panicked. "Why? Give me one reason!"

"A reason? Sorry, Li You only has one, and I already gave it to you. Now you've lost it."

After their inexplicable breakup, Jiang Xichu was so angry that she announced she was single on her social feed, thinking that tons of people would pursue her and Li You would be beside himself with jealousy!

But she miscalculated. Her fearsome reputation meant no one dared pursue her, while the girls who found out Li You was single all sprang into action.

Jiang Xichu was instantly baffled: ???

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.