Uncle Master, Please Be a Human Being

In front of a hot live broadcast room, a young monk wearing cassocks was sitting in front of the camera with his hands clasped together... Su Lin: "Dear donors, I am a monk. I eat fast on weekdays, recite Buddha's name, and save all sentient beings..." While he was talking, a young monk ran in: "Uncle Master! I bought you the roast chicken you asked for! And your two-dimensional comics!" Su Lin: Get out! "Oh! I am usually compassionate and save the common people, and it is my duty to catch ghosts and subjugate demons!" "Uncle Master, another pilgrim has come to invite you. He said that as long as you help, he will pay three times the price than before!" Su Lin: Get out! "Donors, please don't misunderstand me. I am a pure-hearted monk. I am not greedy for money, and I don't touch meat or wine! What? Women? That's even more impossible..." "Uncle Master! A female benefactor is here, and she said she wants to ask you to help get rid of evil spirits!" "Dear donors, today's live broadcast ends here, the poor monk still wants to save the common people, next time he will do it!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.