A Few Things About a Straight-Line Thinker in Another World

He washes his hair no more than three times a month, and it's oily enough to make cooking oil. He washes his feet no more than three times a year, and when an old man smells them, feet grow out of him. With that innocent face, he actually did something like this to his childhood sweetheart. Is this a distortion of human nature, or a collapse of morality? Tune in at eight tonight for Yun Xuan's Talk Show. The great TV station is me, and I am the handsome, invincible Yun Xuan, the embodiment of intelligence and wisdom, who could slay a white snake before turning ten. That's right, it's yours truly…

System: How's this script?

Yun Xuan: Not bad, not bad. You talk in rhymes so fluently, are you trying to get into grad school? He skillfully wiped the white foam from the corner of his mouth.

The gods looked at each other, then stared at the Entertainment God before them with expressions of utter dismay. As one of the Technology Gods among the brilliant stars of the post-god era, he could only skillfully wipe the white foam from the corner of his mouth. After all, if they weren't satisfied, this shady bastard would make sure they were.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.