I Stewed Monsters into Soup

This book has no logic. Don't attack me for it, and don't drag me into any drama.

To deal with monsters, is it enough for Da Gu to get boiled into soup?

No. For me, the only thing that works is boiling the monsters into soup.

I never believed in the light. I only trust my own taste buds.

Whenever a monster sees me, it makes a shocked face and runs away, shouting:

"Don't come any closer!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.