Cultivation of Immortals from Another World: a Crash Course in Ascension

"Children, are you still worried about the fact that you can't build a foundation, you can't form an elixir when you grow old, you can't turn into a baby even when you die, and you have no hope of ascending to heaven for the rest of your life?" "Then join us. We have a crash course for ascension. We have the most senior instructors in the entire world of cultivating immortals, and we have the most perfect quick secrets in the entire world of cultivating immortals." "We promise two years to build the foundation, three years to build the golden elixir, five years to become the Nascent Soul, ten years to transform into a god, twenty years to merge, fifty years to overcome the tribulation, one hundred years to be Mahayana, and two hundred years to ascend." This is the story of a time traveler and an old antique who has lived for tens of billions of years. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.