I, Saitama! Leader of the Western Heaven Funeral Squad

"Great Sage, why did you follow that bald thief west to plunder Spirit Mountain and beat up the Tathagata?"

"Ah, it's a long story!"

"That bald thief grabbed me by the neck and asked, 'Are you coming west with me, or should I send you west?'..."

"He also said he could make me perform monkey tricks when he was bored, make me perform monkey tricks when he was broke, and eat monkey brains when he was hungry!"

"Marshal Tianpeng, what about you? Did you have your reasons too?"

"He said he was worried we'd go hungry on the journey west, so he wanted to bring some provisions."

"General Juanlian, what about you?"

"Oh, mine's simple. I'm the cook!"

"Shut up!" Wukong and Bajie shouted angrily!

"What about the White Dragon Horse?"

"He can ride me!" said the White Dragon Horse, blushing shyly.

Guanyin: "Don't come any closer!"

The Old Mother of Mount Li: "Don't come any closer!"

The Queen of the Daughters' Kingdom: "The holy monk is truly skilled!"

"The journey west to obtain the scriptures is full of hardships!...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.