In the World of Kings: From the Start, the System Wants to Eat at My Funeral Feast

That day, I found a Mercedes at the foot of Mount Tai. On the way back, I accidentally hit and killed a sheep. I then used a willow stump in a village to roast it, and snatched a child's baby bottle because I was thirsty. While being chased, I accidentally stepped on a black dog, and picked up a black jar to store the dog meat. When I went to sleep, I dreamed of a red figure.

I asked the System how I could survive this calamity.

The System told me this was a calamity with no chance of survival, and that the one thing I absolutely shouldn't have done was snatch that child's baby bottle.

The karma was too great for it to bear. Not only was it going to leave me, it would also eat at my funeral!

The only way to survive this calamity was to seek refuge with the Heavenly God Ma Clan and cultivate the Gold-Spending True Scripture.

I said, "I'm a pure gold-spending-averse person!"

As soon as I finished speaking, the System left me!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.