Go Away, I've Never Been Afraid of Female Ghosts

"Ding, you successfully signed the corpse and got a chance to use the deceased's special skills during his lifetime." Wang Mu: "What's your specialty?" System: "Hand Specialty!" "I can fuck you!" "Ding, you successfully saved the century-old resentful soul and gained +100 merit." "Ding, one of the seven ghosts who were killed by mistake will be deducted -1000 merit points." "Ding, if you refuse the temptation of a female ghost once, your merit will be deducted -1000." Wang Mu: "Button?" System: "If you feed a tiger with your body, you can save it. If you evade responsibility, you should be punished." "Ding, persuade the monk to return to secular life and become a good person, and gain +1000 merits." Wang Mu: "What does the monk do? It's none of your business? Give me back 1,000?" System: "Buddhism and Taoism are enemies, and this system believes in it." "Ding, persuade the delinquent girl to become a good person and gain +100 merits." Wang Mu: "What does this have to do with you?" System: "Fetuses also have souls." Wang Mu: "Are you a nosy system or a Celestial Master system?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.