Get Lost! I’ve Never Been Afraid of Female Ghosts

"Ding! Signing in at a corpse succeeded. You have earned one use of a skill the deceased possessed in life."

Wang Mu: "What skill?"

System: "Long hands!"

"Oh, go to hell!"

"Ding! Successfully laid a hundred-year-old vengeful spirit to rest. Merit +100."

"Ding! Wrongfully killed a ghost that returned on the seventh day after death. Merit -1000."

"Ding! Resisted a female ghost's temptation. Merit -1000."

Wang Mu: "You're deducting points?"

System: "Offering yourself to the tiger can save it. Avoiding responsibility deserves punishment."

"Ding! Persuaded a monk to leave the clergy and turn over a new leaf. Merit +1000."

Wang Mu: "What business is it of yours what a monk does? And you give me 1000?"

System: "Buddhism and Taoism are rivals. This System follows Taoism."

"Ding! Persuaded a fallen woman to turn over a new leaf. Merit +100."

Wang Mu: "What business is that of yours?"

System: "The fetus has a soul too."

Wang Mu: "Are you a meddling System or a Celestial Master System?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.