Bro, I'm Begging You, Stop Talking

Hao Ren was a straightforward, no-nonsense man with the Eye of Omniscience.

His roommate had found a girlfriend.

Hao Ren: "Your girl just cheated on you. She still smells like another guy."

His roommates: "…"

The school announced a research breakthrough.

Hao Ren: "This is just a scam to get funding dressed up as research. I already have the results in my lab."

The scientific community: "…"

A foreign country planned to wage a Star Wars.

Hao Ren: "It's a strategic bluff. It won't cost anywhere near that much. I built a Dyson sphere on Venus."

The whole world: "…"

Aliens were discovered on Mars.

The whole world: "Someone shut this guy up, quick! Don't let him say a word!"

Hao Ren: "…"

I just wanted to say that's the second base I built…

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.