Siheyuan: The Beasts Give Me Their Skills

He transmigrates into Xu Damao and gets an emotion-collecting game System.

He beats Silly Zhu and becomes impervious to blades and bullets.

He stands up to First Uncle and gains godlike dexterity.

He angers Granny Deaf into a faint and becomes a force to be reckoned with.

He rages at the tea-loving Qin Huairu and becomes a master actor.

Xu Damao roars, "Who else?!"

The Thieving Saint wants to become his apprentice.

Xu Damao: "You're cut out to be a wastrel, the sort who specializes in angering his stepfather to death."

Silly Zhu: "Xu Damao, you rotten bastard! You're not human!"

Qin Huairu: "Master Xu, please let me go."

Jia Zhangshi: "My precious grandson! I'm your grandma! How could you toss me in with the trash pickers?"

Xu Damao's awakening throws the whole courtyard into chaos.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.