Great Tang: Heaven on Earth Opens for Business

In Chang'an, a tavern called Heaven on Earth has recently become a huge hit.

Li Shimin: "We have soundly defeated the Eastern Turks and avenged our past humiliations. This is a cause for celebration across the empire. Everything tonight is on me, Li!"

Changsun Wuji: "Today, I'll teach you youngsters an important lesson: If you can't drink, you have no future; if you leave after one drink, you'll be waiting a long time for a promotion! Take your time and savor it."

Princess Changle: "Come on, raise your glasses! Let's shout our unbeatable slogan of youth together: 'Liquor is the essence of grain, the more you drink, the younger you feel; liquor is the water of the Yangtze, the more you drink, the prettier you look!'"

The great Tang generals Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Gong, Qin Qiong, Li Jing, and the rest: "Brothers, the depth of our friendship rests on this jar of fiery liquor. Deep friendship, down it in one gulp; shallow friendship, just wet your lips; strong friendship, there's never enough; ironclad friendship, drink until you bleed!"

In the dazzling dance hall, Empress Changsun, letting loose her natural exuberance, takes the lead on the dance floor, swaying passionately to heavy metal rock!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.