I Am Invincible Across All Worlds

This whole story is made up.

If anything sounds familiar, it's purely adorable coincidence.

Manager! It wasn't me, ah, don't hit me anymore.

Stop hitting me, lunch in the kitchen's about to burn. Hahahaha.

"Want to go wash up after work?"

"Go, go, go. I'm not going."

"Why are you putting on an act? Huh? Why the hell are you being so polite with me?"

"You must've eaten something nasty these past couple of days. Damn."

"What did I eat?"

"Your mouth stinks. Hahahaha."

"Hahahaha."

"I'm so hungry."

"Go make something in the kitchen. Why are you telling me? I can't feed you."

"Waaaaah."

"Damn, do I have to report in just to eat?"

"Manager, how do I cook this rice?"

"Huh? Figure it out yourself."

"Manager, how do I cut this melon?"

"Huh? Figure it out yourself."

"Manager, what do I do if the kitchen catches fire?"

"Huh? You figure it out yourself, wait, what?!..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.