Wandering Taoist

What? Who am I, you ask? Follower of the Way of Heaven, Son of God, Time Traveler, Evangelist, The Richest in the World... These are just false names, I am just a little Taoist traveling around the world. Since you are so beautiful, I will give you a few pointers to help you become an immortal. Invite me to dinner, yes, yes, I will give you a magic weapon. I heard that white dragons can turn into horses. Let me go to the sea to catch a dragon and try it. I just need a mount... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.