"Dad, Mom has been thrown into the horror hospital by you for three days."
"Did she admit her mistake?"
"No, she is married to Lao Xu."
"Why didn't you stop her?"
"Dad, you forgot, I'm just a ghost."
"Fuck you."
"Yes, I am the hungry ghost head."
"Okay, I'll find a new mother for you, don't worry."
"Dad, you know how to shit..."
"Oh... Ah!"
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.