Something's Off About This Naruto

After transmigrating into Naruto as a civilian orphan, Xuan Jian recognized all these familiar faces from his previous life. But instead of feeling excited, he was speechless.

What kind of people are these?

Might Guy, a listless teenager. Kakashi, who has no will to live.

Asuma, who doesn't smoke. The Third Hokage, who has no interest in women.

Tsunade, who hates gambling. Orochimaru, who is easygoing and approachable.

Jiraiya, a true gentleman. Danzo, a sunny, warm-hearted guy.

As Xuan Jian learned more and more bizarre facts, he gradually realized just how serious things were. "I must have had the worst luck in eight lifetimes."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.