Hilarious League: Ha Sa Gei

Hello everyone, I'm Yasuo! My ultimate move is Lightning Steel Slash! My mantra is Ha Sa Gei! My favorite gay friend is blind! My favorite girl is Raven! I still have a good brother, but he defected! My favorite equipment is the mana-absorbing knife, because it really costs mana to go from E to E! … Oh, by the way, only one of the above information is true! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.