The Best Actor: Every Performance of Mine Is Based on Real Experience

"The production needs a small-time hoodlum. Anyone have experience?"

"Me! I've been a hoodlum!"

"The production needs an assassin. Anyone who's played one, step forward!"

"I'll do it. No one's going to challenge me for the role!"

"The production needs an overbearing CEO!"

"Should I sponsor the production a few tens of millions? Don't be shy, just say the word!"

"The production needs someone to play an emperor!"

"Has my Great Qin fallen?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.