What Could I, a Member of the Emo Clan, Possibly Be Up To?

Du Ziteng transmigrated to a parallel world. For the sake of "roast-worthy moments," he lowered his head, bent his back, and threw away all shame!

He launched "Fly to Someone Else's Bed," set the internet ablaze, and kicked off the non-mainstream craze.

He formed a shampoo-and-blow-dry band, sang "Too Wooden and Inhumane," and became the leader of the Funeral of Love clan.

He followed in Qiao Biluo's footsteps, livestreamed as a tank, and sent the stream room into chaos!

He put his heart into creating the Shamate boy band "Spiritual Young Men," making "Love Transaction," "Perfume Is Poisonous," and "The Mistress" into hits!

He founded variety shows like "Masked Roasters" and "China's Roasting Voice"...

When the Funeral of Love trend swept the world, countless mainstream media outlets began roasting Du Ziteng for corrupting public morals!

Du Ziteng spread his hands in exasperation. "What bad intentions could someone from the Funeral of Love clan possibly have? I just want to share some happiness with everyone."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.