Barrister: If This Master Files a Lawsuit, He Will Definitely Win!

"Master, a guy stole a glance at my girlfriend." "Well, everyone loves beauty, not to mention that others are just looking at it from a distance and are not playing with it!" "Master, I once swore a poisonous oath. If anyone dares to take a peek at my girlfriend, I will kill him with money!" "This is totally unreasonable, sue him! I will help you sue him for infringing on your lady's right to beauty, and also accuse him of a thought crime!" "Master, there is a country bumpkin who insulted my car." "Tch, it's a car and not a person. It's not illegal to get on it. Otherwise, who the hell would dare to drive?" "That guy actually mistook my Phaeton for a Passat." "This is simply unforgivable, sue him! This person's ignorance has seriously damaged the image of your car, and his language is extremely discriminatory. He must apologize publicly!" "Don't worry, this master will win the lawsuit!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.