Datang: Holy Monk, Please Stop Complaining.

Chen Yi traveled through the Tang Dynasty and became Master Xuanzhen. What's even worse is the three apprentices, each one more annoying than the other. The eldest disciple Wu Xing said: "Master, I just accidentally kidnapped Princess Changle and handed it over to the master!" The second disciple, Wude, said: "Master, I got lost and accidentally broke into the imperial dining room. I brought back some big fish and meat to honor the Buddha. I left them all here for the master. Can you eat some while they are hot?" The third disciple Wu Li said: "Master, I mistakenly thought that the palace guards were bandits and captured hundreds of them to work at the foot of the mountain. Should I shave their heads and pretend to be monks in our temple?" Fortunately, Chen Yi has awakened the tongue-spreading lotus system, and every word he speaks carries vast power, which can deeply purify the listener's body and mind. "Disciple, can you be of some use? You are doing these things, which makes me feel ashamed as a teacher." The three apprentices answered together: "Okay Master, then let's move the entire palace back to the back mountain!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.