I'm a Contrarian, and I Hit Back Hard in Real Life!

"Do you own a house?"

"Do you own a car?"

"I get 15,000 yuan a month in spending money. Can you afford to support me?"

In a cafe, his heavily made-up blind date stared aggressively at Lin Yang as she fired off her questions.

"Ding! The God-Tier Contrarian System has activated!"

Just as Lin Yang was feeling helpless, his golden finger awakened.

As long as he argues back, he earns Contrarian Points.

"Have you even looked at yourself? Your face is caked in makeup like a donkey turd covered in frost. With that makeup, I can't even tell if you're human or a ghost!"

"You're flatter than an airport runway. You don't even have an A-cup, do you? If I married you, I'd be better off sleeping with a washboard at night!"

"You want 15,000 yuan a month in spending money? Are you worth that much? I'd think 50 yuan a month was too much for you!"

"Ding! Contrarian Points +23..."

"Ding! Contrarian Points +68..."

"Ding! Contrarian Points +122..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.