Great Tang: I'm Really Just a Barbecue Vendor!

“This godforsaken place has no cumin, no chili, not even salt. If I had those, my barbecue would make me famous across Chang'an, and wealth and beauties would be within easy reach!”

“Congratulations, Host, you have won a consolation prize: a dozen oysters.”

“Congratulations... a bundle of chives...”

“Congratulations... one sheep's penis...”

“Congratulations, Host, you have received a pair of sheep testicles.”

Six dozen oysters, two bundles of chives, one sheep's penis, and a pair of sheep testicles.

Oysters: Eating them grilled increases physical ability by ten percent, up to a maximum increase of one hundred percent. They have no effect on anyone above the Meridian Opening Realm.

Chives: Eating one grilled can cure kidney deficiency! Know your limits, or your legs may go weak.

Sheep's penis: Eating one grilled has an unexpected effect!

I'm rich! I'm rich! Just one chive, and I could sell it for a sky-high price at Chunxiang Brothel!

And Manager Wang of Mingyue Restaurant is often mocked by his wife for being undersized. One sheep's penis could make him a real man. He'd probably pay me a hundred taels without batting an eye!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.