Online Game Check-In: I Am Really Not a Destroyer of the World

Li Yi traveled to the world of League of Legends and had a sign-in system for the Destroyer, who would give you equipment when you sign in. The system wants to train Li Yi to be a destroyer of the world, but Li Yi just wants to be a salted fish and a bastard. He accepted Teemo, Xiaofa, and Death Song as his apprentices. But these apprentices are overly public and always causing trouble everywhere. Teemo: "You are finished, my master is the Destroyer of Worlds, he will do you!" Xiaofa: "Master, fuck him, you are the destroyer of the world, you can't be timid!" Death Song: "In front of my master, you are nothing!" Li Yi: "Can you save me some time and just be a salted fish? I'll be a damn destroyer of the world!" Li Yi explained: "I am really not a destroyer of the world!" However, no one believed it. Later, Li Yi couldn't help it anymore and started killing everyone! Teemo: "Master is so handsome!" Xiaofa: "Master is awesome!" Death Song: "Master, I want to sing a song for you!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.