An Alien Queen Proposes to Me in a Global Livestream

On April 1, 2xxx, April Fools' Day, global communications went down.

An alien queen from light-years away proposed to Qin Xuan, a man on Earth, in a worldwide live broadcast.

"Ding! You have obtained the Interstellar Travel System. The queen has gifted you the asteroid Earth."

"Ding! You have obtained metallurgical data and become Earth's richest man."

"Ding! You have obtained mecha technology and become the ruler of the Solar System."

"Ding! You have obtained a wife and become the consort of the Queen of Yuanxing, the most beautiful woman in the universe and its ruler."

With his own efforts, Qin Xuan propelled Earth's technology a thousand years into the future in a short time, becoming a great figure adored by people around the globe.

When Earth faces a catastrophe that comes once in a hundred million years, humanity cries out, "Great one, save us!"

When trouble strikes, don't panic. First, have a cigarette and calm down.

After calmly smoking the last drag, Qin Xuan shouted, "Honey, save me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.