Humanity Discovered That I Am Omniscient and Omnipotent

I am an all-knowing, all-powerful god! Then one day, the loathsome humans on the brink of extinction discovered me under Alaya's guidance. They began trying to win me over.

Ding! Humans sent gold, silver, and jewels. Happiness: +0.

Hmph. You brainless humans think I'm that easy to fool?

Ding! Humans sent smartphones and other technological products. Happiness: +1.

Hmm, this is getting a little interesting. Just a little, though.

Ding! Humans sent the most powerful smartphone on Earth, along with today's hottest mobile game.

What is this thing...

Happiness: +3.

Holy crap, this is fun!

Happiness: +5.

I want to spend money on it!

Happiness: +6.

The humans seem to have figured out what you like, and have sent you the most beautiful supergirl of the past four thousand years of human history.

Ah, damn it! It's not like I like girls or anything!

Okay, this is actually great!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.