I Just Want to Stay Alive

What? I transmigrated and became a celestial *?

What, I swallowed the moon while half asleep?

What? I'm to be punished with a lightning execution?

Heavens, isn't it bad enough that I transmigrated into a *?

Now I'm going to be struck until my soul scatters!

Luckily, Erlang Shen was loyal enough to secretly slip me a Golden Lotus and a Cosmos Sack.

The Golden Lotus forged my body into an immortal one, and I became a dashing young man.

As soon as I descended to the mortal realm, the biggest sect invited me to become an elder?

Beautiful women throw themselves at me, but I'm not interested! My only concern is raising ingredients.

I stay unmoved by temptation, focused solely on surviving.

My greatest hobby is apparently roasting chicken in the backyard.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.