I Really Don't Want to Have Surgery

Tell me, why did we decide to do surgery in the first place? See how sophisticated the internists are. They sit in the outpatient clinic every day for ward rounds. They are clean and hygienic. If you look back at me, you will either disembowel your body and look for feces, or you will have to catheterize the lower three channels. Those who suffer from cervical spondylosis and lumbar spondylosis every day, what is even more shameful is that they have to wear elastic stockings to prevent varicose veins! I'm really afraid that one day when I go home and squeeze into the subway, people will mistake me for a cross-dressing boss. I always feel that social death is just around the corner... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.