It's a Joke: I've Reached the Pinnacle of My Life

Endless money to make, endless money to spend Endless houses to live in, endless cars to drive There are endless girls to tease, endless girls to pick up. It's all me...... ... Such a wonderful life... It makes my back hurt and my hands feel weak... You believe this too, young man... Take it easy... Don't believe what this scumbag says. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.